How to Meet the Chicks

I've been single for probably 4 or 5 months now. I haven't had more than 2 different dates in that time. Neither are really my type, but I can't expect the fist few to be my type, that's why I have to get a few dates, find one I like and then try to move forward from there.

So, first things first. I got to meet women. Yea, I have lady friends, while cute, they aren't really my type. I tried taking one on a date and got shot down hard-core. It's true, once you are in the 'friends zone' there's no getting any further, at least not without lots of planning and mental conditioning.

In any case, I GOT TO MEET WOMEN! CHICKS that I don't yet know! After much thinking, I have came up with a few ideas and started some action.

1. Rockstars. Chicks love ROCKSTARS! (From what I hear.) So, I have been playing the Bass guitar and guitar in a band. I sing about 4-5 songs at any given show. We play backyard parties and I do say there are a few songs that I "rock the house live" with. My theory is, sing songs that chicks love, and in turn they will love me. Simple enough, right?
Songs like:

• By my Girl by Jet
  
• Steal my Kisses by Ben Harper
  
• Stacye's Mom by Fountains of Wayne
  
• Fall back down by Rancid

All are great songs that I play the hell out of. I get rave reviews but I haven't gotten any panties thrown at the stage followed by some awesome fan girl action after the show.

2. Tennis. Hey! I know how to play tennis! =D There are few outfits hotter than the tennis-skirt outfit. SOOOOO, my friend (who kicks my ass in tennis all the time) suggests that we join a social adult tennis lessons. He clams that there was a hot Russian chick there last year, so naturally I'm on the phone halfway through the sign up process before he finishes that sentence.

It turns out that he can't go the first week, I'm not even sure if he signed up for the class! I'll bet he talked me into going and he had no intention of signing up. Normally that wouldn't bother me IF THERE WERE SOME HOT CHICKS IN THERE! But there were no hot chicks! Everyone there was 40+ years old! I didn't sing up for senior tennis social, I signed up for Advanced Adult Tennis. OMG! Does advanced me OLD?

3. Baseball. Little league to be more precise. I'm planning on becoming the assistant coach for the company sponsored little league team (9 to 11 year olds). I'm sure there are some young ladies that would find that attractive. The only thing is, will they show up for the games? More important, EVERY GAME has been rained out, so hopefully next weekend will be dry enough for me to show up.

4. Paintball. Ok, there are no chicks that play paintball. NONE! ... Ok, I lied. There are 1 or 2 females there. The only reason they're there is because their boyfriends dragged them there and they never enter the playing field. I make it a point to shoot those guys first.

I'm still open to new ideas. Someone told me that volunteering for community service is an excellent way to meet nice ladies. I'm all for that! What do I gotta do? Paint a low income house? Dish out soup? Scoop poop? As soon as I free up some time I'll look into the specifics and what type would be most likely to have chicks my age involved.

For now, I'm going to stay away from Internet dating. I don't want to resort to reading hundreds profiles and having computers tell me who they think would be good for me. I prefer to make first impressions face to face. After that we can email, call and such.


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