Where's my wallet? [Part 1]

I met with my X girlfriend last night and when I went to go pay for some dinner we had at Chipotle's (first time I been, not too shabby, just pricey for a McDonalds owned joint.) when I realized, I FORGOT MY WALLET AT WORK! Most likely on my work desk! This isn't a bad thing... wicki-wicki-WAIT! Did I say having dinner with my X GIRLFRIEND?! ... Yea I did. Weird. Nuuuu We aren't getting back together. I'm totally over it, and still looking ladies.

Back to me forgetting my wallet on my office desk at work... So I just realized that I left it there because, I take it out of my pants pockets because it's uncomfortable to keep it in my pats for that long. Even though I keep it in my front pocket, I take it off and put it next to my keyboard.

Well, don't panic Gloves, you were just about the last person to leave work, it was just you and your Boss and some warehouse guys wrapping things up. OMG! PANIC!!! Not too log ago the boss had a laptop ripped off! NU WAY!!! Ok, ok, okokok!, I got to think this though. I'm in the upstairs offices and there are only 4 people that work up there including me. See fine. *calms down*

WHAT!? WHAT about the guy who cleans our desks EVERY morning and always plies my papers into one huge stack? (Takes forever to get it back to it's nice organized mess)

Wait, he wouldn't dare take it, I know him, he seems like a really nice guy. He's always saying, "Good morning Gloves" and I'm always saying stuff to him and then he tells me, he doesn't speak English. I'm always like, "Right, Good morning to you too."

Good news! Usually doesn't get to my desk before me on my early days. Wednesday, I get to work at 8:30 (yea, usually it's 9:00), usually he's just starting the desks and I would rescue my wallet in time.

I'm feeling damn confident that I'll be there in time to pick it up.

So, I finish paying with the wad of cash I happened to have in my pocket for the dinner and the next day I wake up early and make sure I'm there early.

Despite not having my drivers license I did an un-recommended amount of speeding to work. I pull into my parking space with a slight screech of the tires. Confidently walk up stairs 5 minuets early, open the door to the office and ...

[To be continued TOMORROW!!!]