Where's my wallet? [Part 2]

Last time we learned I was about to open my office door... eh, just read the previous post.

Confidently walk up stairs 5 minuets early, open the door to the office and find SOMONE ELSE CLEANING MY DESK!!!

WHO IS THIS GUY!? I don't know him! The warehouse is always getting new guys, but where is the REGULAR GUY!? So I give him the evil eye, and walk to my desk, turning on my computer while checking my desk not seeing my wallet on it anywhere!

Ever so cautiously I check the bulk of his sweatpants for any unusual budge as he moves to the last desk to clean. DAMN IT! I can't tell! I watch him leave and then I furiously search everything on my desk. Well it only took me 2 minuets to put all the papers back in their random perfect order this time... DAMN HIM! HE took it and got away. Just then a call comes in and stars my business day, so I'll have to kill him later.

I couldn't focus at all. All I could think of is, 'HOW DARE HE! DOES HE KNOW WHO I AM!? I COULD GET HIM FIRED SO FAST!!!' By the time lunch came around I had a whole plan worked up! It was BRILLIANT!

Gloves: "Hey, There was a wallet taken off of my desk and I saw on the security camera (there isn't any in my office, but he doesn't know that.) that you took it! Now then, the boss doesn't have to see this security tape if you just hand over my wallet. And you'll still have a job." Then I sucker punch has ass once he hands it to me

Guy: "OW!"

Gloves: "You know you deserved that." Then I walk away a bad ass that nobody messes with ever again.

It can't fail!!! I'm BRILLIANT!!!

So I take a trip into the warehouse, and I walk up to him.

Gloves: "Hey there, you know how you washed my desk this morning..."

Guy: "No"

Gloves: "What do you mean NO!!!?"

Gloves: "Ya damn right you did!"

Guy: "No, No Englace"

OH HEEEEEELL-NO!!! ... SHIT! The one thing that could stop me dead in my tracks... It was used perfectly, like Kryptonite on Superman my plan was shot and thrown out the damn window! Why do we got to hire these non-English speaking kleptomaniacs!!!

Just then my boss got me on my Nextel 2 way and paged me up stairs! GAWD DAMN IT! This ISN'T OVER!!!

So, the rest of the day I was thinking of all the ways I would mug this guy after work, but it was a long-long work day and I didn't get out until 7:30pm (11 hour work day - WOW!) So by the time I got out, he was gone. DAMN HIM!!! *shakes fist in the air*

So then I tell the boss, "Hey-G!, I think one of your employees gaffled mah wallet, I left I on the desk, last night. It ain't there this morning. So if you have an employee with a broken leg tomorrow, you'll know why."

Boss: "Shit, have the warehouse manager translate for you with that guy..."

Gloves: "Oh, he'll know what I'm talking about before I'm through with him, in any case I'm out."

So, I drove my depressed ass all the way back home. Then to make sure, I cleaned all the junk out of my car when I found my wallet sitting in the back seat of my car. I must have thrown it back there with everything else I moved off the front seat so that my X Girlfriend could sit there!!!

OMG I'm SO STUPID!, More importantly, I'm glad I didn't do something really stupid like snap each one of his alleged klepto-fingers. So, I called my boss and let him know how stupid I was. He was like, "PFT, dumbass." I deserved it.

So, first thing I do tomorrow is photocopy and "back-up" my wallet, it's not the $52 cash that was in there, but the Credit Card, Bank Card, Drivers' license and most importantly, my 2 full Sub Club cards!